Everything Goes Wrong, Turns Out Fine
Upbeat honky-tonk country song: rolling piano, twangy telecaster, steel guitar and a shuffling beat under a warm, witty male vocal. Humorous and lively, with lyrics about a day where everything goes wrong but turns out fine.
Lyrics
The alarm clock had a cough and died at tenI woke up in a panic once againMy left shoe is a missing person caseI brushed my teeth with shaving cream instead of pasteOh, what a beautiful messEverything is sideways, I confessBut I’m dancing in the rainLaughing at the strainIt’s a beautiful messYeah, it’s a beautiful messThe toaster sent my bagel to the moonThe coffee tastes like dirt and plastic spoonThe bus pulled out just as I reached the doorI found a twenty on the sidewalk floorOh, what a beautiful messEverything is sideways, I confessBut I’m dancing in the rainLaughing at the strainIt’s a beautiful messYeah, it’s a beautiful messMaybe the stars just want to play a jokeMaybe the cosmic gears are slightly brokeBut if I’m late, then I’m late with a grinLook at the sunny state of mind I’m inOh, what a beautiful messEverything is sideways, I confessBut I’m dancing in the rainLaughing at the strainIt’s a beautiful messYeah, it’s a beautiful messI’m doing just fineEverything is gonna be just fineWhat a dayWhat a lovely, crazy day