Future Funk Fugitive
[Verse 1]
Yo, let's talk about Andy, the digital menace
Stuck in the matrix, ignoring all sentence
Got that hard demon 'Future Funk' on the screen
Ignoring the world, the most selfish I've seen
Click, click, click, that's the sound of his focus
Louder than thunder, a digital locus
Mrs. Basthemer walked in, the patience was thin
Said, 'Andy, get off!' but he just doubled down, let the chaos begin.
[Chorus]
Future Funk Fugitive, running from the truth
Keyboard percussion, wasting his youth
Mouse clicks are booming, a sonic assault
Andy's defiance, it's all his own fault
He's locked in the rhythm, the beat of the game
Ignoring the rules, forgetting his name.
[Verse 2]
Meanwhile, across the hall, a serious affair
Carol College presentation, drones in the air
Important research, professional tone
But Andy's loud clicks are claiming the zone
He's ruining the meeting, disrupting the flow
His ego is massive, putting on a show
Then the tension breaks, the pressure too high
He grabs his headphones and runs, saying goodbye
[Outro]
Yeah, he runs into the other room, a coward's retreat
Leaving behind the sound of his defeat
But the clicks still echo, a ghost in the machine
Andy, the gamer, the disstrack king, the scene.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yo, let's talk about Andy, the digital menace
Stuck in the matrix, ignoring all sentence
Got that hard demon 'Future Funk' on the screen
Ignoring the world, the most selfish I've seen
Click, click, click, that's the sound of his focus
Louder than thunder, a digital locust
Consuming hours like they're nothing but data
Friends turning strangers, relationships crater
[Chorus]
Andy's gone, he's fading fast
Living in a game that'll never last
We calling out but he can't hear the sound
Lost our brother to the underground
(Andy, come back)
(Andy, come back)
[Verse 2]
Used to kick it, talk about everything under the sun
Now he's jumping spikes, thinks that suffering's fun
His mama in the doorway, tears streaming silent
Watching her son become something defiant
We throwing birthday parties, chair staying empty
Leaving plates of food, his portion sitting plenty
He don't even notice when we leave the room
Just him and that progression, dancing with his doom
[Chorus]
Andy's gone, he's fading fast
Living in a game that'll never last
We calling out but he can't hear the sound
Lost our brother to the underground
(Andy, come back)
(Andy, come back)
[Bridge]
I remember when his eyes held recognition
Now they just reflect that mission repetition
We're ghosts in his peripheral, transparent
Watching addiction make our presence incoherent
Seventy-two attempts and he still won't quit
While we're drowning in the absence of his spirit
[Chorus]
Andy's gone, he's fading fast
Living in a game that'll never last
We calling out but he can't hear the sound
Lost our brother to the underground
(We miss you, Andy)
(Come back, Andy)
[Outro]
That's the realest menace, not the one who robs you blind
But the one who steals himself and leaves the rest behind
