Porchlight Roast-Off - Studio-Quality AI Music Generator by Tangra AI

[Verse] Well, look at Bubba, sitting in the shade The biggest mess that the good Lord made He claims he’s smart, got a giant brain But he’s still out whistling in the rain Your head is hollow as a dry canteen The dumbest brother that I ever seen You think a library is where they keep the cheese You’re failing tests with the birds and bees [Chorus] He’s the family genius, or so he says With a mind as sharp as a mayonnaise Mama always told us you were dropped on your head Now you’re half as bright as a loaf of bread Yeah, you’re real smart Bless your heart Stupid as a mule in a shopping cart Bless your heart [Verse] Oh, hush up, Junior, you’re a sight to see You’re about as bright as a hickory tree You remember when you tried to fry a shoe? The family dog is way smarter than you You look like Mama, but you got her nose And you still can't figure how to fold your clothes If brains were dynamite, you couldn't sneeze You’re stuck on “C” in your ABCs [Chorus] He’s the family genius, or so he says With a mind as sharp as a mayonnaise Mama always told us you were dropped on your head Now you’re half as bright as a loaf of bread Yeah, you’re real smart Bless your heart Stupid as a mule in a shopping cart Bless your heart [Verse] Well, you’re so ugly, I’ll tell you true The mirror broke when it looked at you And Mama told me just the other night That she loves me best ‘cause you ain’t right She said your birth certificate’s a joke A signed apology for the heart she broke You’re the reason why we got a fence Living proof of a lack of sense [Chorus] He’s the family genius, or so he says With a mind as sharp as a mayonnaise Mama always told us you were dropped on your head Now you’re half as bright as a loaf of bread Yeah, you’re real smart Bless your heart Stupid as a mule in a shopping cart Bless your heart [Outro]

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