Benjamin Oliver: Strict Bus Parody - Studio-Quality AI Music Generator by Tangra AI

[Verse 1] Benjamin Oscar Oliver King of the yellow seat throne High-vis vest like shining armor This bus is his castle alone He checks every little plastic card Like a customs gate at dawn If one tiny corner looks funny (guess what mate) you’re gone [Chorus] Benjamin Benjamin Driving that bus Stick to the timetable Don’t you make a fuss If your bus pass’s wrong He’ll point to the door You can chase that tail-light Running down the floor Benjamin Benjamin Ruler of the lane You can beg You can plead You’re still standing in the rain [Verse 2] “Stand behind the yellow line please” He recites like a daily prayer One crisp crisp packet on the floor And he gives you the death-ray stare He’s got crumbs of his own sausage roll On the dashboard Living large But if you drop one single biscuit Suddenly he’s sarge in charge [Chorus] Benjamin Benjamin Driving that bus Stick to the timetable Schedule or bust If your bus pass’s wrong He’ll tap on the glass “Next one’s in an hour Better work on that pass” Benjamin Benjamin Ruler of the lane You can moan You can groan Still you’re waiting in the rain [Bridge] [Spoken Half-sung] “Exact change only Feet off the seats No eating No drinking No breathing too deep” He checks his watch like Big Ben’s twin “Service on time? That’s my biggest win” [Chorus] Benjamin Benjamin Driving that bus Stick to the timetable In Benjamin we trust If your bus pass’s wrong He’ll shake his head slow “Rules are rules My sunshine Off you go” Benjamin Benjamin TM’s pride and joy Don’t mess on his bus (or you’re walking, my boy)

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