Yuletide Revolt
Compose a rebellious Christmas anthem that blends rap verses and rock choruses. Make use of distorted electric guitars, a tight drum set, bass, and choral background vocals, with added chimes or glockenspiel to create a holiday vibe.
Lyrics
Intro]
Yeah, what?
They came down on Christmas Eve
And we don't give a damn
[Verse 1]
Spaceships hovering above the mall parking lot
Everyone still shopping, nobody even stops
They want our planet, came from across the stars
We're like "whatever dude, we got our own scars"
Landing in the yard, crushing decorations flat
Mom said "move your ship, you're blocking where we're at"
Green dudes at the door trying to communicate
Dad told 'em "not today, we're running kinda late"
They got their laser beams pointed at our heads
We got our family drama and our gingerbread
They're screaming in their language, something 'bout surrender
We're fighting 'bout who forgot to get Aunt Jennifer
[Chorus]
This is our Christmas, get out the way
You picked the wrong damn holiday
We got our own problems, we don't need yours
Take your invasion and your intergalactic wars
This is our Christmas, we're already mad
Worst timing ever, now my turkey's going bad
You can probe the planet any other day
But Christmas is ours, so just go away
[Verse 2]
Uncle's in the basement, didn't even notice
Little cousin thinks they're carolers with some new focus
They're vaporizing buildings down on Main Street
We're still arguing 'bout who gets the window seat
Commander's on the lawn making his demands
Grandma threw a fruitcake, said "get off my land"
They came for domination, conquest, and control
We came to eat too much and fill our angry souls
Wrapped up all the presents while the world was ending
Brother's still complaining 'bout the cash I'm spending
They can take our cities, they can take our pride
But nobody's ruining the only day we tried
[Chorus]
This is our Christmas, get out the way
You picked the wrong damn holiday
We got our own problems, we don't need yours
Take your invasion and your intergalactic wars
This is our Christmas, we're already mad
Worst timing ever, now my turkey's going bad
You can probe the planet any other day
But Christmas is ours, so just go away
[Bridge]
Yeah, read the room
We're barely holding it together as it is
You think your alien apocalypse is gonna phase us?
We survive this family every single year
Your death rays got nothing on this atmosphere
[Final Chorus]
This is our Christmas, get out the way
You picked the wrong damn holiday
We got our own problems, we don't need yours
Take your invasion and your intergalactic wars
This is our Christmas, we're already stressed
You're just another thing that we'll ignore and suppress
You can probe the planet any other day
But Christmas is ours
[Outro]
So just go away
Yeah, just go away
Find another planet
It's Christmas Day